So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it's like iHOP with fire
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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