I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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