the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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