you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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