He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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