if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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