3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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