What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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