the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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