Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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