Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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