I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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