Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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