I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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