in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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