hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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