Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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