no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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