Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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