So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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