All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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