I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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