I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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