Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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