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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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