It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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