Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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