we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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