i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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