STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Found your dick twin last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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