can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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