can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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