In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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