my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
