Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Randomize
