Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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