Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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