I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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