The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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