some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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