am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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