can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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