let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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