I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Small penises have feelings too.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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