no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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