For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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