he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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