Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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