Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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