i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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